Quotes & Sayings

“Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.”

Witty Sayings are a great way to raise a smile (and boost your credibility!) and are usually accepted with a compliment if timed correctly. To follow is a selection of witty sayings that are both clever, funny and easy to remember. Witty sayings for Facebook are also becoming hugely popular reason for using this page [...]

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“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.” Recent search termsconfucius quotes funnyconfucius quotes on marriageconfucius quotes marriage

“Hug the shore; let others try the deep.”

“A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.”

“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.” Recent search termserma bombeck AND resolutionserma bombeck sayings

“The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.”

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”

“It takes a great man to be a good listener.”

“I’m not a genius. I’m just a tremendous bundle of experience.”

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.”

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“Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.”

“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”

“Ideas shape the course of history.”

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

“Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.”