Funny Academic Quotes are a great way to ease the pressure of academic life. The following is a collection that made us laugh, we hope they raise a smile for you too.

“An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex”
Edgar Wallace

“Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known”
FA Montagu

“Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones”
Mike Barfield quote

“You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I’ve only ever had one”
An Albert Einstein funny quote

“I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison”
WC Fields quotation

“Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us)”
Dave Barry funny academic quote

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Academic Quotes

Definition of an Academic:
(Alt. of Academical) One holding the philosophy of Socrates and Plato; a Platonist.
An Aptitude to study and a member of an academy, college, or university or place of higher education; an academician.

“I am joining the government not from the academic position but from St. Petersburg city council”
Anatoly Chubais

“I have always been a firm believer in participation so there were no cuts. We practiced three times a week but if a student had an academic conflict, academics took priority”
Tony Brown

“My knowledge of science came from being with Carl, not from formal academic training. Carl gave me a thrilling tutorial in science and math that lasted the 20 years we were together”
Ann Druyan

“All too often, academic departments defend their territory with the passion of cornered animals, though with far less justification”
Bruce Jackson

“Academic sociologists have been trained to conceive of their discipline – sociology – as the scientific study of society, and to remit to the sister discipline of psychology the study of individuals”
Richard Wall

“I instantly chucked my academic ambitions and began writing fiction full-time”
Peter Straub

“Academic success depends on research and publications”
Philip Zimbardo

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