Funny Birthday Sayings

admin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:38:28 +0000

Funny birthday sayings are certainly one of our most popular categories. Every one has a birthday and everyone likes to be up for a good laugh when someone is having one, so with out further ado please dig into the following funny birthday sayings.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

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Birthday Quotes

admin — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:33:43 +0000

Birthday Quotes and sayings are great when used to propose a toast at someones birthday celebration.

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything”
Oscar Wilde

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young”
Fred Astaire

“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am”
Bernard M. Baruch

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative”
Maurice Chevalier

“Whatever with the past has gone.
The best is always yet to come”
Lucy Larcom

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs”
Anon

“My Birthday! what a difference sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears”
Thomas Moore

“Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years”
Oscar Wilde

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down”
T.S. Eliot

“Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind”
Alexander Pope

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time”
Jean Paul Richter

“From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye”
William Butler Yeats

“Life begins at forty”
W. B. Pitkin

“Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms”
Georges Clemenceau

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