Clever sayings help us put things into perspective, understand another person’s viewpoint or they can just be a way to offload a feeling, often badly! To follow is a selection of clever sayings that should hopefully do just that, enjoy.

How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Pain is just weakness, leaving the body.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all.

Busy as a one-armed paper hanger.

Beauty lies in the lies of the beholder.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

Pressure makes diamonds.

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Clever Quotes
Many quotes and quotations are classified as clever, however in this category we have hand-picked some that we find particularly high brow or just plain witty. Please feel free to use these clever quotes for Facebook or any other popular social networking websites. Our selection of clever quotes follow, enjoy…

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint”
Mark Twain

“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree”
Martin Luther

“I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and poetry; that is, prose = words in their best order; poetry = the best words in the best order”
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”
Albert Einstein

“A clever child brought up with a foolish one can itself become foolish. Man is so perfectible and corruptible he can become a fool through good sense”
George Christoph Lichtenberg

“God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time”
Robin Williams

“The stone age was marked by man’s clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man’s crude use of clever tools”
Unknown

“When you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time – a tremendous whack”
Winston Churchill

“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them”
Walter Kerr

“One should not worry about the future, particularly if it hasn’t happened yet”
Mel Gibson

“Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way round, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise”
Adolf Hitler

“Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them”
Aristotle

“I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones”
John Peel quotes

“Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men”
George Bernard Shaw

“No man is rich enough to buy back his past”
Oscar Wilde

“No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does”
François de la Rochefoucauld

“Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time”
Damon Conlan

“How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say”
Oscar Wilde quotes

“God is clever, but not dishonest”
Albert Einstein

“The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is”
Mary Pettibone Poole

“Some will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon”
Thomas Blount

“Money is a good servant, but a poor master”
Dominique Bouhours

“Clever people seem not to feel the natural pleasure of bewilderment, and are always answering questions when the chief relish of a life is to go on asking them”
Frank Moore Colby

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