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Funny quotes are great to check out just for a laugh at any time, as well as being great when used at the start or end of a speech for any occasion or by putting them into any written works that you may be undertaking.

Funny quotes to follow…

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on”
Dean Martin

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle”
Bob Hope

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice”
Bill Cosby

“Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
Homer J Simpson

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s a pretty good one”
Woody Allen

“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans”
John Lennon

“There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed”
George Burns

“He’s got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed”
Leopold Fechtner

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy”
Steve Martin

“If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?”
Steven Wright

“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt”
Mark Twain

“I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers”
Gandhi

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity”
Albert Einstein

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Me ad tokiohotelgg101 really had fun making this

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Compilation of some of the funny unit responses in Warcraft 3 RoC & TFT, along with characters from the WoW Model Viewer (exsisting and custom). Part 3: Horde (Orcs, Tauren, Trolls) Music: Warcraft 3: TFT Night Elf music

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This is a video of funny moments about TOKIO HOTEL

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Compilation of some of the funny unit responses in Warcraft 3 RoC & TFT, along with characters from the WoW Model Viewer (exsisting and custom). Part 2: Night Elves Music: Warcraft 3: TFT Night Elf music

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I’ve seen some of Joe Jonas’s interviews and stuff and they are hilarious! Here are some of the quotes! Song- Burning Up by The Jonas Brothers

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pictures with funny quotes

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Sound clips of some of Stewie’s most funniest quotes on Family Guy(: He’s my favorite character. Enjoy!

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