Steven Wright

“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” Quotes of the Day

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Patrick Young

“The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.” Quotes of the Day Recent search termspatrick young quotes

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Posted January 30, 2011 by admin under Quote of the Day

Frank Wilczek

“In physics, you don’t have to go around making trouble for yourself – nature does it for you.” Quotes of the Day Recent search termsFrank Wilczek quote

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Posted January 23, 2011 by admin under Quote of the Day

Rita Rudner

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” Quotes of the Day

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Robert Orben

“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.” Quotes of the Day Recent search termsrobert orben finance

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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.” Quotes of the Day

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L. M. Boyd

“There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.” Quotes of the Day

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Posted December 31, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

Arnold Lobel

“Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I’ll have a long beard by the time I read them.” Quotes of the Day Recent search termsarnold lobel quotesvalentin arnold lobel

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Posted December 26, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

P. G. Wodehouse

“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.” Quotes of the Day

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Helen Rowland

“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.” Quotes of the Day

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Craig Newmark

“I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.” Quotes of the Day

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Dick Cavett

“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.” Quotes of the Day

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Posted December 9, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

Fred Allen

“You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.” Quotes of the Day

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Posted December 4, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

William Gibson

“The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.” Quotes of the Day Recent search termsBefore you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem first make sure that you are not in fact just surrounded by assholes ~ William Giwilliam gibson quotes

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Posted November 29, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

Arthur Koestler

“The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.” Quotes of the Day

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Posted November 26, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

Thomas Mann

“A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.” Quotes of the Day

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Andy Rooney

“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.” Quotes of the Day

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Posted November 19, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

William Faulkner

“The past is not dead. In fact, it’s not even past.” Quotes of the Day Recent search termswilliam faulkner sayingsfalkners sayingsSayings by william faulkner

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Posted November 16, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy

“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” Quotes of the Day

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Posted November 14, 2010 by admin under Quote of the Day