Quotes & Sayings

Famous funny sayings are a very popular category and to follow we have chosen just a few (but some of the best) funny sayings that have been said the world over, we hope you enjoy them!

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals”
Funny famous saying by Winston Churchill

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine
Anon

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury”
Funny Saying Groucho Marx

A rich man’s joke is always funny
Proverb

“She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech”
George Bernard Shaw funny sayings

“You can’t have everything….where would you put it?”
Anon famous funny sayings

“Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature’s law of gravity”
Famous Saying

“Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.

“You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter”
Dilbert

“Isn’t it funny how the people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up”
Anon saying

“Compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry”
Anonymous funny saying

“Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed”
Anon funny saying

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it”
Funny sayings Franklin P. Jones

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Famous funny Saying by Bob Hope

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’
Anon funny saying

“You can’t have everything….where would you put it?”
Famous funny saying

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”
Peter Ustinov

“Why do psychics have to ask for your name?”
Anon famous funny saying

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