Funny Academic Quotes

Funny Academic Quotes are a great way to ease the pressure of academic life. The following is a collection that made us laugh, we hope they raise a smile for you too.

“An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex”
Edgar Wallace

“Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known”
FA Montagu

“Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones”
Mike Barfield quote

“You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I’ve only ever had one”
An Albert Einstein funny quote

“I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison”
WC Fields quotation

“Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us)”
Dave Barry funny academic quote

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Posted March 17, 2009 by admin under Academic Quotes

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