Quotes & Sayings

Funny Anniversary Quotes are a nice way to continue the cheer where celebrating an anniversary for someone special. A selection of some of the best handpicked quotes and sayings follow.

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher”
Socrates quotation

“It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life”
Rita Rudner

“The anniversary storyline is quintessential ‘Blondie,’ … It follows the trials and tribulations that Blondie and Dagwood face as they plan their anniversary party, the biggest party ever to take place on the funny pages. Their domestic comedy is only accentuated by the addition of so many amazing characters on the guest list”
Dean Young quotes

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast”
Woody Allen

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret”
Henry Youngman

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong”
Milton Berle

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight”
Phyllis Diller quote

“The 75th anniversary show is a meaningful one for the Academy, and it is wonderful to work with a host who’s done it before. A host who’s witty, clever, sharp, intelligent, quick on his feet and always on top of the unfolding action. Wait, I’ve forgotten something. Oh, yeah, and outrageously funny”
Gil Cates anniversary quotation