Funny Birthday Sayings

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Funny birthday sayings are certainly one of our most popular categories. Every one has a birthday and everyone likes to be up for a good laugh when someone is having one, so with out further ado please dig into the following funny birthday sayings.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

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Posted March 17, 2009 by admin under Birthday Quotes

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