Funny Famous Quotes
Funny famous quotes are plentiful in supply thanks to the witty humor of so many well known people, so with out further ado please feel free to dip into the following hand-picked collection of funny famous quotes from around the world.
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot”
Groucho Marx
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech”
George Bernard Shaw funny famous quote
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry”
Bill Cosby
“A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair”
Steve Martin quotation
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time”
Robin Williams funny quotation
“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
Albert Einstein
“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results”
Winston Churchill funny quote
“If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment”
Dave Allen
“The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a fix every few years”
Steven Spielberg Funny quote
“If only God would give me some clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank”
Famous quote by Woody Allen
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.
Steve Martin famous funny quotation
“Have no fear of perfection — you’ll never reach it”
Salvador Dali quote
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet”
Robin Williams Funny quote
“For God’s sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself”
Robert L Stevenson
“I am quite serious when I say that I do not believe there are, on the whole earth besides, so many intensified bores as in these United States. No man can form an adequate idea of the real meaning of the word, without coming here”
Charles Dickens funny famous quote
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”
Lucille Ball quotation
So I went to the Doctor’s yesterday. He said, “What appears to be the problem?” I said, “I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away.” He said, “How can I help?” I said: “break my arms”
Tommy Cooper funny quote
“War does not determine who is right – only who is left”
Bertrand Russell
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards”
Benjamin Franklin
“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt”
Joseph Heller funny quotation
“Cheer up. The worst is yet to come”
Funny famous quotation by Mark Twain
“Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal”
Demetri Martin
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Posted April 30, 2009 by admin under Famous Quotes
