Quotes & Sayings

Welcome to the opening page of the Movie Quotes category. We are opening the movie quote list with a random selection of classic and new movie quotes, that tend to be the most popular but as the category grows we will add in some more obscure movies.

Movie quotes from Tropic Thunder

Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We’re supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

Tugg Speedman: (as Simple Jack) Mama, I’ll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

Kirk Lazarus: (to Tugg Speedman) What do you mean, “you people?”
Alpa Chino: (stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry) What do *you* mean, “you people?”
Kirk Lazarus: Huh?

Kirk Lazarus: Action Jackson can’t cry, that’s what’s going down.
Tugg Speedman: You know what Kirk, I’m ready to do the scene!
Kirk Lazarus: What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it? Now it’s time to flip the script! We’ll get to Chinese New Year waitin’ for my man to cry.

Movie quotes from Yes Man

Tweed: Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?
Carl Allen: You know it was a spur of the moment trip.
Tweed: Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I’ve always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.

Carl Allen: Steph…! I can’t… I’m so sorry.
Stephanie: What are you saying?
Carl Allen: …I’m saying “no.”

Allison: Have you met my friend Ian? He’s a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band’s MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!

CIA Officer: Now there’s another ‘Carl’ we knew, and we weren’t too fond fond of him, his name was ‘Marx’.

Movie quotes from Fight Club

Tyler Durden: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: mumbles…
Tyler Durden: I’m sorry…
Narrator: I still can’t think of anything.
Tyler Durden: Ah… flashback humor.

Tyler Durden: Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel’s life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

Tyler Durden: All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he’s too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.

Movie quotes from The Dark Knight

Harvey Dent: Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That’s right, sir.
Harvey Dent: Yeah, Rachel talks about you all the time. You’ve known her, her whole life!
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, not yet, sir.
Harvey Dent: Heh heh heh. Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: (smiles) Oh, you have no idea.

The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?
[nobody responds; The Joker walks around the room pointing with his shotgun at everyone]
The Joker: You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?
[grabs a man's face]
The Joker: You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just something, a little.
[turns the man's face away]
The Joker: No…

The Joker: It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
Batman: No! But I know how you got these!

The Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Movie Quotes from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Ron Burgundy: Let’s go to Brian Fantana who’s live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh… Ching… King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can’t do that he’s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
(to the Panda)
Brian Fantana: Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we’re going there.

Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Frank Vitchard: (after having his other arm ripped off by a bear)
(shouts)
Frank Vitchard: Aw, c’mon! It’s getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous.

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