Stupid Quotes

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Stupid Quotes are a great way to raise a laugh or put a smile on someones face. The following is a collection of stupid (and therefore funny quotes) from famous people over the years, we hope you enjoy them as much as we did when putting them together.

“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to”
Shaquille O’Neal

“640K ought to be enough for anybody”
Bill Gates

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect”
Ted Lowe

“I don’t think about anything too much. If I think too much”
Pamela Anderson

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein”
Joe Theisman

“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese”
Charles De Gaulle

“The Internet is a great way to get on the net”
Bob Dole

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians”
Tom Lasorda

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls”
Dan Quayle

“I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day”
Linda Evangelista

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious”
Alan Minter

“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before”
Dwight Eisenhower

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life”
Brooke Shields

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles”
Wesley Bolin, Governor

“Every prime minister needs a Willie”
Margaret Thatcher, referring to Lord William Whitelaw

“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people”
Colonel Gerald Wellman

“British women can’t cook”
Prince Philip

“I think we agree, the past is over”
George W Bush

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”
Dan Quayle, former

“Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything”
Ivana Trump

“I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents”
George Wallace

“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings”
George W Bush

“For NASA, space is still a high priority”
Dan Quayle

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada”
Britney Spears

“It doesn’t matter what he does, he will never amount to anything”
Albert Einstein’s teacher

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Posted December 19, 2008 by admin under Stupid Quotes

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