What Are Some Really Funny Quotes Or Sayings?
Such as funny things that bumper stickers say. Or funny insults.
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Posted July 29, 2009 by admin under Quotes & Sayings Q&A
July 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
These two are old, but they are worth remembering.
Referring to, of course, the good old phone company, one bumper sticker said simply:
Ma Bell is a Dirty Mother
Another, in the days of Jerry Falwell’s organization, said:
The Moral Majority is Neither
July 29th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield
July 29th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
a wise many once said, I don’t know, ask a girl.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
those are just a few lol.
July 29th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I bought my son a onesie when he was a baby that said, “I love Boobies” on it. I always loved that one. Or my lil sis’ fave, “It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.” from Silence of the Lambs. Good stuff.
July 29th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
1) Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
2) “When I die, I want to die in a peaceful drunken sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.”
July 29th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Happiness is like peeing your pants, everybody can see it but only you can feel the warmth. Gross but funny & a kind of cute quote.
July 29th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
“my dog is smarter than your honor student”, it said that on a bumber sticker, lol,
oh and, “i fuc ked your honor student”, lol
July 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I saw a shirt, bracelet, and a sticker that said
I <3 BOOBS.
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July 29th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
theirs too much blood in my alcohol system
time is never wasted when your wasted all the time
id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy
July 29th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
jamacin me crazy