What Are Some Really Funny Quotes Or Sayings?

Such as funny things that bumper stickers say. Or funny insults.

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Posted July 29, 2009 by admin under Quotes & Sayings Q&A

10 Responses to “What Are Some Really Funny Quotes Or Sayings?”

  1. singlepe Says:

    These two are old, but they are worth remembering.
    Referring to, of course, the good old phone company, one bumper sticker said simply:
    Ma Bell is a Dirty Mother
    Another, in the days of Jerry Falwell’s organization, said:
    The Moral Majority is Neither

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  2. Jo W Says:

    “My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
    “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae West
    “The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche
    “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde
    “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

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  3. My Answer is Blowing in the Wind Says:

    a wise many once said, I don’t know, ask a girl.
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
    I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
    those are just a few lol.

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  4. smileyg_ Says:

    I bought my son a onesie when he was a baby that said, “I love Boobies” on it. I always loved that one. Or my lil sis’ fave, “It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.” from Silence of the Lambs. Good stuff.

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  5. Thomas Says:

    1) Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
    2) “When I die, I want to die in a peaceful drunken sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.”

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  6. Stephanie H Says:

    Happiness is like peeing your pants, everybody can see it but only you can feel the warmth. Gross but funny & a kind of cute quote.

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  7. the flyiest man ever!!! Says:

    “my dog is smarter than your honor student”, it said that on a bumber sticker, lol,
    oh and, “i fuc ked your honor student”, lol

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  8. Shawn Says:

    I saw a shirt, bracelet, and a sticker that said
    I <3 BOOBS.
    Check this out http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…

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  9. tim3000 Says:

    theirs too much blood in my alcohol system
    time is never wasted when your wasted all the time
    id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy

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  10. George M Says:

    jamacin me crazy

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